“How do I pull off such grace and athleticism while looking so good? Maybe it’s because the Romneys spend $77,000 a year on my upkeep, and after Mitt Romney repeals healthcare and ships your job overseas, I daresay your life will not be nearly as pampered as mine. After all, you’re not one of his horses.”
— Rafalca, Romney’s prancing horse in an Obama campaign ad
There are two types of religious people: Those who are being scammed, and those who are in on the scam. Which one is Willard?